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The wise never

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Q :- How do you

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ishq ke saamunder

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Find keys in

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Husband & wife are

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Whats the most confusing

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************** Kash mere

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Light can replace

Light can replace Sun.Parents can replace God.But nothing in World can replace YOU..!Why.?!?LOCAL ITEMSNo GuaranteeNo Replacement

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