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A Fantastic ad in the paper "Come Via_Agra"... and see man's greatest erection for a woman.... . . "The Taj Mahal"...!
  
Jan, 13 2012     118 chars (1 sms)     1046 views       Funny

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If A Boy Givs
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How did an intelligent
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Ladki ek aisi paheli
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Behind every successful man,
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What will be the girl's
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He said.Do u love
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Height Of Confusion
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70% of College studnts
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************** Aapki yaad
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We cannot grant
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A prsn who surrenders
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