me aur meri tanhayee

me aur meri tanhayee
me aur meri tanhayee aksar ye baatein karte hai,ki tum hoti to aisa hota,tum hoti to vaisa hota,aur tum na hoti to paisa hota.
  

Jan, 13 2012     126 chars (1 sms)     1097 views       Funny

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