me aur meri tanhayee

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me aur meri tanhayee
me aur meri tanhayee aksar ye baatein karte hai,ki tum hoti to aisa hota,tum hoti to vaisa hota,aur tum na hoti to paisa hota.
  
Jan, 13 2012     126 chars (1 sms)     1020 views       Funny

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