me aur meri tanhayee

me aur meri tanhayee
me aur meri tanhayee aksar ye baatein karte hai,ki tum hoti to aisa hota,tum hoti to vaisa hota,aur tum na hoti to paisa hota.
  

Jan, 13 2012     126 chars (1 sms)     1023 views       Funny

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If u see the moon,u can see the beauty of god. If u see the Sun,u can see the power of god. If u see the mirror,u can see the comedy of god!