If ever in your life,

If ever in your life, youre very sad & lonely& feel that you have lost everything. Ill come, hold your hand, take you for a walk on a bridge .. & show you where to jump!!!

Jan, 13 2012 171 chars (2 sms) 902 views Funny

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