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If ever in your life,
If ever in your life, youre very sad & lonely& feel that you have lost everything. Ill come, hold your hand, take you for a walk on a bridge .. & show you where to jump!!!
  
Jan, 13 2012     171 chars (2 sms)     731 views       Funny

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