Ho gayi galti humse

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Ho gayi galti humse
Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse
  
Jan, 14 2012     87 chars (1 sms)     1046 views       Funny

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Old people used
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Every time I hold
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Keep all ur troubles
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How can U cut
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