Ho gayi galti humse

Ho gayi galti humse
Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse
  

Jan, 14 2012     87 chars (1 sms)     1116 views       Funny

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