Ho gayi galti humse

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Ho gayi galti humse
Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse
  
Jan, 14 2012     87 chars (1 sms)     1015 views       Funny

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