Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath thaMoral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

Ur smile can be compared with flowers, Ur voice can be compared with cuckoo, Ur innocence can be compared with a child, But in foolishness u have no comparisons.

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon, Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS

Defination of a NURSE-> A young and beautiful woman who fingers u in all places n holds ur hand and then expects ur pulse to be normal

A College girl was asked the meaning of Marriage Her reply : Sacrificing the Admiration of many Men for the Criticism of one Man…

1 drunk asked the other:What a beautiful night,look at the moon.Other drunk: U are wrong,thats not the moon,that s the sun.Both started arguing for a while when they saw another drunk walking; they stopped him,Sir,pls help settle our argument?Tell us what is that up in the sky that s shining.Is it the moon or the sun?3rd man looked at the sky and said,Sorry, I dont live around here.

Biology teacher-There are 3 types of sexually transmitted diseases..And.."YOU'LL GET AT-LEAST ONE OF THEM IN EXAM!!"

ishq ke saamunder me gota lagaya ........ pani bahut thanda tha main bahar nikal aaya...... wah! wah!

Position of a husband is like a split AC. No matter how loud it is outside, but inside the house, it is designed to remain silent.

Red Rose: Luv Yelloe Rose: Friendship White Rose: Peace Which Rose for u? Nima Rose. Tan ki Durgandh Dur Kare, De Taazgi

Men want 3qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen ,artist in home&devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen,devil in home and economist in bed.