Kayamat ke din

Kayamat ke din
Kayamat ke din farishtene sabse kaha,"es papar per apane-apane gunah likho."achanak tumari aavaj aayi"Sir,sapliment please.
  

Jan, 14 2012     123 chars (1 sms)     1931 views       Funny

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