Man holding woman's hand before marriage, is love; after marriage it is self-defense

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound, Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!

Apki 'smile' ne saara jahan hila diya,Apki 'smile' ne saara jahan hila diya,COMA se jaage huye mareez ko permanently sula diya.

Arz kiya hai.. ki.. Galib ne bhari mehfil me sher mara.. fir kya hua? Sherni vidhwa ho gayi.. wah wah

Height Of Confusion: Whether To Laugh Or To Cry: Seeing Your Mother-in-law falling from 8th floor on ur new ferrari car. think abt it

Child 2 d sales girl in a sweet shop, Will u marry me wen i grow up. Girl smiled & said : Yes Child: Can u give Ur future husband a free chocolate...

How can one reduce consumption of alchol? Before marriage drink only on days when u r sad, After marriage drink only on days when u r happy.

2 ways to suicide.1) QUICK DEATH:Take a BIG rope,tie it around ur neck & hang urself.2) SLOW DEATH:Take a SMALL rope, tie it on a girl's neck to marry...!

Tere gum me tarap ke mar jayenge,marte waqt bhi tere name le jayenge,god ko riswat de kar tumko vi uper bulayenge or dono milkar kurkure khayenge.

We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. “I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die.”

1 drunk asked the other:What a beautiful night,look at the moon.Other drunk: U are wrong,thats not the moon,that s the sun.Both started arguing for a while when they saw another drunk walking; they stopped him,Sir,pls help settle our argument?Tell us what is that up in the sky that s shining.Is it the moon or the sun?3rd man looked at the sky and said,Sorry, I dont live around here.

Dreams make all things possible, Hope makes all things work, Love makes all things beautiful, Smile makes all the above things possible.... So, BRUSH UR TEETH EVERYDAY