I want to Share Everything with You:Your Joys Your Sadness Your Happy Moments Every Single Second of the Day. Let us START with your ATM PASSWORD first !

Kya apki skin dhool mitti se affect ho rahi hai?to har roj subah lagaiye"ASIAN PAINT"jo dhool ko tikne na de...

1 drunk asked the other:What a beautiful night,look at the moon.Other drunk: U are wrong,thats not the moon,that s the sun.Both started arguing for a while when they saw another drunk walking; they stopped him,Sir,pls help settle our argument?Tell us what is that up in the sky that s shining.Is it the moon or the sun?3rd man looked at the sky and said,Sorry, I dont live around here.

Unlike others, your brain is a masterpiece. It is divided in 2 parts left & right. In the left nothing is right and in the right nothing is left.

For Heart Beat U Need Heart Fr Heart U Need Happiness Fr Happiness U Need Friendship Fr Friendship U Need Me

Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.

************** Kya bindas hava chal raheli hai, birdy gana ga rahele hain, Cow log grass eat rahele hain, shane log SMS kar rahele hain aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahele hain... **************

Kripya Dhyan de....... Dhayan dene ke liye Dhanyavad ha ha ha............

A Fantastic ad in the paper "Come Via_Agra"... and see man's greatest erection for a woman.... . . "The Taj Mahal"...!

Boys go to college to develop the mind, girls go to college to catch them before this happens.

10% of road accidents r due to drunken driving Which makes it logical stmt dat 90% of accidents r due to driving without drinking!

Not every flower can represent LOVE but the roses did. Not every tree can stand thirst but the cactus did. Not every monkey can read this message but U did.