Kayamat ke din

Kayamat ke din farishtene sabse kaha,"es papar per apane-apane gunah likho."achanak tumari aavaj aayi"Sir,sapliment please.

Jan, 14 2012 123 chars (1 sms) 1478 views Funny

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