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A man said his
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
  
Jan, 13 2012     127 chars (1 sms)     887 views       Funny

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kya aap ko
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EYES: to look at
EYES: to look at u.HAND: to pray for u.MIND: to remember u.HEART: to make friendship with u.and LEG: to kick u if u forget me....So alkways remeber me!!!
mat kiya karo
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so,sweet ur
so,sweet ur smile. so,sweet ur style. so sweet ur voice. u c how sweetly i lie.
Socha tha har
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Every time I hold
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What's the difference
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You love someone..
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MACHAR MARNE KA
MACHAR MARNE KA NYA STYLE: Phle mchr pkdo,fir use zmin pe lita do,fir use GUDGUDI kro, OR jaise hi HASNE k liye MUH khole, SALE ko ALLOUT pila do.
To live a life, one
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