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A man said his
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
  
Jan, 13 2012     127 chars (1 sms)     869 views       Funny

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Behind every successful
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Wife-I wish I was
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In the morning
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Apki 'smile' ne
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Ab tak meri life
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Marriage is the alliance
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Do you know
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What is Education
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