when u feel lonely

when u feel lonely
when u feel lonely and alone and could not see any one around you………..; The word seems to be fading away.. ……come along with me..i will take u to an eye Specialist
  

Jan, 13 2012     163 chars (2 sms)     875 views       Funny

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