Unmarried girl got

Unmarried girl got pregnant went to insurance office for claim.Officer:ur policy covers sickness,accident,not pregnancy.Girl: it was an accident

Jan, 13 2012 144 chars (1 sms) 1237 views Funny

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Full Form of Girl

Full Form of Girl-G-Gossipe me sabse aage,I-Innocent sirf shakal se,R-Rone ki automatic machine,L-Ladai me sabki maa.

Namaskar Agar Dharti

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A College girl was

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Behind every successful man,

Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two woman.

A B C D E F G H I

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How do you express two words,with exactly the opposite meanings,in a single sentence...?Any guesses?No?Say:"HAPPILY MARRIED"

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Apni raah par

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