Scientists are trying

Scientists are trying
Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain. Please tell them your age!
  

Jan, 14 2012     104 chars (1 sms)     944 views       Funny

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ek din Tarzan Jangal me ja raha tha usne maraa huaa cheeta dekha or bola oh my God MY New under wear
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Flirting is the only job in the world that a man cannot include in his biodata despite having years of experience and number of references
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First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
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Not every flower can represent LOVE but the roses did. Not every tree can stand thirst but the cactus did. Not every monkey can read this message but U did.
************** Kash mere dardo ki tujhe aise saja mile, Kash mere dardo ki tujhe aesi saja mile, Tuje aayi ho bade jor se SUSU, Aur kahi karne ki jaga na mile. **************
Do you know what is the meaning of PYAR. Friends sitting in a BAR. & saying.... "P - YAR"