Scientists are trying

Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain. Please tell them your age!

Jan, 14 2012 104 chars (1 sms) 992 views Funny

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Ravan decides 2 apologise 2 Ram,knocks the door,Ram opens..Ravan stands thinkingGuess what?????Kis mooh se maafi mangu??

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Teacher : usne khudkhushi

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When things go wrong

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Ab tak meri life

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Height Of Confusion

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Man at medical shop

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if I was a Painter

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A College girl was

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be careful when

be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart.for this may mean that there is still enough space for another girl on top

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