Scientists are trying

Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain. Please tell them your age!

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In 1975,3 birds

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I've written a

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It is difficult to

It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives

I think drinking

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My Mobile had

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A person askd

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Can u pronounce good

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