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Scientists are trying
Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain. Please tell them your age!
  
Jan, 14 2012     104 chars (1 sms)     869 views       Funny

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If i had gone 4
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U love sumone.
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It's the sweetest
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When I cry
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Hey, I just got
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Which is d most
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Aik Mandir main
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If u r married
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Light can replace
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Nurse: A beautiful
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Apki 'smile' ne
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