Wife-I wish I was

Wife-I wish I was
Wife-I wish I was a newspaper so I'd be in ur hands all day. Husband-I too wish d same, so I could have a new 1 everyday
  

Jan, 13 2012     120 chars (1 sms)     772 views       Funny

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