Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again

Which is d most confusing day in U.S.A?. Fathers day..!!coz..NOBODY knows whom to wish....

The day you were born, God created BPL Believe in the Best, and the day I was born, God created Sansui Better than the Beat.

Y word 'Women' begin with a 'W' ?Bcoz all major Questions begin with 'W'.What ?Why?Where?When?Who?Whom?With Whom?Which??

Behind every successful student there isa girl friend... But,what about unsuccessful student ?Lots ofgirl friends...!

I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever!

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai. Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".

WHY INDIA IS IN TROUBLE...POPULATION :100 CR. RETIRED =9 CR. CENTRAL GOVT=17CR. STATE GOVT=30 CR(BOTH DONT WORK).I.T. Professional =1 cr. (dont work for india).In school = 25 cr.under 5 yr.age= 1 cr. Unemployed= 15 cr.In hospital= 1.2 cr.Statics u find 7999998 person any time in jail.Then balance 2 r U me . U R BUSY IN PHILOSOPICAL THINKING. How can I handle INDIA ALONE?

What is Education? "Wasting quarter part of life, to learn how to waste the remaining part of life..."

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

Don't take life too seriously & always find time to laugh warna.. Log bolenge "ghr kalyug hai, aajkal cartoon b nahi haste"