MACHAR MARNE KA

MACHAR MARNE KA NYA STYLE: Phle mchr pkdo,fir use zmin pe lita do,fir use GUDGUDI kro, OR jaise hi HASNE k liye MUH khole, SALE ko ALLOUT pila do.

Jan, 13 2012 146 chars (1 sms) 949 views Funny

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What is the height

What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.

Tum kya jaano

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once a ant and

once a ant and a mosquito married. but on I night mosq was sitting with tears outside the room why??????because ant has switched on the Goodnight mat.

Why do women

Why do women wear watches on their right hand and men on their left hand?......To see the time,what else.!?

Husband sitting near

Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving,Husband:please slow down the speed of car.Wife:No ;please. No; please NopleaseNopls..Husband:the Newspaper ill publish ur correct Age 55 in case of axident; Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh…

One american boy

One american boy giving interview 4 admission in school. Madam asks who is ur father? His mother says: please ask simple questions madam!

be careful when

be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart.for this may mean that there is still enough space for another girl on top

Everyone says ''Behind

Everyone says ''Behind Every successful Men There is a Woman''..But oly few of them knows d true fact is WOMEN GO ONLY BEHIND SUCCESSFUL MEN!!

"LUV" ke bare

"LUV" ke bare me kuch pata hai kya?LUV kya hai jan'na chahte ho?"LUV" Sri Ram Ji ka Beta tha.. for further details refer RAMAYAN....

Socha tha har

Socha tha har mode pet era intezaar karenge. Par kambakht sadak hi sidhi nikli.

Vajpayee was talking

Vajpayee was talking about family planning in a speech laloo got angry n said if u dont play the game,Dont make the rules!! -

In 1975,3 birds

In 1975,3 birds wer flyin n suddenly they died.Y?....Coz neeche gabbar singh bolta hai..Aadmi 3 aur goli 6,bahot nainsafi hai dishkyu-dishkyu-dishkyu

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