MACHAR MARNE KA

MACHAR MARNE KA
MACHAR MARNE KA NYA STYLE: Phle mchr pkdo,fir use zmin pe lita do,fir use GUDGUDI kro, OR jaise hi HASNE k liye MUH khole, SALE ko ALLOUT pila do.
  

Jan, 13 2012     146 chars (1 sms)     1054 views       Funny

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