U cAn control ur

U cAn control ur breAth bt not deAth,u cAn control ur Life bt not ur Wife,u can control ur Emotion bt not ur"Loose Motion"

Jan, 13 2012 122 chars (1 sms) 978 views Funny

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Ek yug tha jab log

Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA Phir likha: SHUBH LABH Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN

I Wrote your Name

I Wrote your Name on the Sand, It got Washed Away.I Wrote your Name in Air,It got Blownaway. So I Wrote your Name in my Heart, Saala Heart Attack aa gaya

PLEASE DON'T SEND

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Ek aadmi ne apne

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Smile to old means

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Sir to Student: What

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so Sweet is ur

so Sweet is ur SMILE???so Sweet is ur STYLE???so Sweet is ur VOICE???so Sweet is ur EYE?????see…how Sweetly I LIE

Marriage is a three

Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering

Aik Mandir main

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woh bhi kya din

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MACHAR MARNE KA

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Why does a man

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