U cAn control ur

U cAn control ur
U cAn control ur breAth bt not deAth,u cAn control ur Life bt not ur Wife,u can control ur Emotion bt not ur"Loose Motion"
  

Jan, 13 2012     122 chars (1 sms)     943 views       Funny

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Its RAININ these days & m sure u must b vry happy. U mst b feelin lik go out, drench urself,sing songs, splash watr & hav fun. Rite? EvRy Frog feels d same!!
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them."
DARU se NASHA badhta he, NASHE se junun, JUNUN se mehnat, MEHNAT se paisa, PAISE se izat. isliye IZAT paneke liye, DARU pina Bahut jaruri he.
Luv and Kuch are going to a village & in between comes A well. Luv falls into the well. Why??? Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!! Now , Kuch also jumps inside. Why?? Because Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
Son:I wana tel u something Dad: Its not gud 2 talk while eating(After eating) Dad: Now tell me Son: There was a Cockroach in ur food!
Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom,while soap in ur eyes.Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.Its only 4 those who take bath everyday…
me aur meri tanhayee aksar ye baatein karte hai,ki tum hoti to aisa hota,tum hoti to vaisa hota,aur tum na hoti to paisa hota.
If i had gone 4 brain transplantation i have chosen ur brain b'coz i want 2 use the brain that is never used b4
A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish
MACHAR MARNE KA NYA STYLE: Phle mchr pkdo,fir use zmin pe lita do,fir use GUDGUDI kro, OR jaise hi HASNE k liye MUH khole, SALE ko ALLOUT pila do.
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon, Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.
India is a peace lovin country but the medals we have won in Olympics are ONLY in wrestling, boxing n shooting ! Strange!