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U cAn control ur
U cAn control ur breAth bt not deAth,u cAn control ur Life bt not ur Wife,u can control ur Emotion bt not ur"Loose Motion"
  
Jan, 13 2012     122 chars (1 sms)     985 views       Funny

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