Man at medical shop

Man at medical shop: I need poison.Chemist: I can't sell u that.Man shows wife's photo.Chemist: Oh! Sorry, I didn't know u had a prescription.

Jan, 13 2012 142 chars (1 sms) 930 views Funny

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