Man at medical shop

Man at medical shop
Man at medical shop: I need poison.Chemist: I can't sell u that.Man shows wife's photo.Chemist: Oh! Sorry, I didn't know u had a prescription.
  

Jan, 13 2012     142 chars (1 sms)     903 views       Funny

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