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Jan, 13 2012     131 chars (1 sms)     972 views       Funny

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Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai". Papa bole, "Nahi bete, abhi nahi". "Papa kyon ?" .......... "Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai"
Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal.
A prsn who surrenders whn he's wrong, is honest. A prsn who surrenders whn nt sure,is wise. A prsn who surrenders evn whn he's rite, he's husband !
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I've been arrested for bein the ugliest person in usa, can u cum down the police station and show them it's a mistake?
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Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it"s really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp .... I"m playing cards and we"ve misplaced the JOKER."""
Winter comes again and again. Summer comes again and again, but a person like u never comes again and again because God never makes a mistake again and again.