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Jan, 13 2012     131 chars (1 sms)     1112 views       Funny

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I've written a
I've written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, You should know what you are, And once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far
To live a life one
To live a life one needs brain, reflex, perception, luck, IQ, knowledge, way of expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off to you boss you are doing without it!!!!
When things go wrong
When things go wrong When sadness fills your heart When tears flow in your eyes Always remember 3 things 1) I am with you 2) You have money 3) Bar is open, Lets go.
Every time I hold
Every time I hold her hand, I feel like holding my cheek. She always slaps me on the face.
Nurse: A beautiful
Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal.
Kabristhan ke cahaukidar
Kabristhan ke cahaukidar ke kabar pe baite hue kutte ki gale ke pat mein chupe hue virus ki sar ke baal ke andar ki bacteria ki kasam tusse!!! Great !!! ho!!!
A devoted husband
A devoted husband is one who thinks of his wife while sleeping with others, rather than thinking of others while sleeping with his wife!
Speaking Italian is
Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!
once a ant and
once a ant and a mosquito married. but on I night mosq was sitting with tears outside the room why??????because ant has switched on the Goodnight mat.
What is the diff.between
What is the diff.between"GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"?Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"andEvery word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"
How to catch
How to catch squirrels? Its simple.. First climb tree, Second Wait there! Squirrels will come in search of you! Coz they love Nutz!
The last fight
The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, 'What's on the TV?'... said, 'Dust!'

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