TRUE FACT:NOBEL PRIZE

TRUE FACT:NOBEL PRIZE is not given for MATHS BECAUSE,ALFRED NOBEL's wife ran away with a MATHS PROFESSOR... Funny but Fact...!

Jan, 13 2012 126 chars (1 sms) 888 views Funny

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TRUE FACT:NOBEL PRIZE

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