I finally got my past

I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever!

Jan, 13 2012 114 chars (1 sms) 939 views Funny

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Reality is an illusion that is born out of shortage of alcohol.

70% of College studnts in d world r sufferin 4m AIDS. Can't blive, Bt itz true...! AIDS: Attendnce & Internal Marks Deficiency Syndrom

Jo Jeete Wo Sikandr

Jo Jeete Wo SikandrJo Haare Wo Jail Ke AndarJo sMs Bheje Usko Jadu Ki JhappiJo Na Bheje Usko BANDAR Ki Pappi

The last fight

The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, 'What's on the TV?'... said, 'Dust!'

Q : what is the

Q : what is the full form of maths ?Think A : mentally affected teacher harrasing students.

Door rehkar bhi

Door rehkar bhi dil ke paas lagte ho, nazron se door rehkar khaas lagte ho, har baar doosron ka bheja SMS bhejkar khud ko smart samajhte ho!!!

Ansu aap ka

Ansu aap ka Niklaa aur Aankhen maree hoo, Dil aap ka Dharkay aur Dharken maree hoo, Khuda kare Hamra Payar Itnaa Gharaa hoo, JOB aap karaa aur INCOME maree hoo.

karo shri ganpati

karo shri ganpati bapa ke darshan papiyon ko nahin dikhte!

What a man want

What a man want?Ek ladki jo Pyaar dey Ek ladiki jo Accha khana banayeEk ladki jo usse Dil se chaheAur??Teeno ladkiyan 1 dusre se na mile

Arz kiya hai.. ki

Arz kiya hai.. ki.. Galib ne bhari mehfil me sher mara.. fir kya hua? Sherni vidhwa ho gayi.. wah wah

An engineering student

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have? Sweeper: I have the job.

Vajpayee was talking

Vajpayee was talking about family planning in a speech laloo got angry n said if u dont play the game,Dont make the rules!! -

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I finally got my past

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