I finally got my past

I finally got my past
I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever!
  

Jan, 13 2012     114 chars (1 sms)     945 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

When hand stop.. lips work.. when lips stop...eyes work.. When eyes stop,heart works... when heart stop... abe MAAMU TU TAPAK GAYA HAI
It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives
In the corridor of a govt office was a signboard that read,"Do not make a noise"Someone added the following"Otherwise we may wake up"...
Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains. Rest have Girlfriends
Lalu k pichhe ek chhota sa kutta pad gaya..!!Lalu bola..!! Sala hum to BSNL ka card dalaya hu..Ye sala HUTCH ka Network kaise pakad lia.
Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse
Medical Shayari When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you don't breathe, you expire! Wah Wah, kya baat hai!
A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...
Always keep a picture of your wife in your purse.Look at it when you are in trouble.You will feel that other problems are not as big as this one!
A prsn who surrenders whn he's wrong, is honest. A prsn who surrenders whn nt sure,is wise. A prsn who surrenders evn whn he's rite, he's husband !
In a park two lovers eating chips by lookin into each other eyes. Girl: dear wht r u thinking at this moment? Boy:I think u r eating more chips than me.
There r only 2 situations in lyf wer u should enjoy d most.1.after completin ur studies & b4 joinin 2 work.2.After engagemnt & b4 marriage