Teachers are those who help us in resolving problems which, without them, we wouldn't have.

I've written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, You should know what you are, And once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far

aap hamari galli mein aaye thore sharmaye thore ghabraye thore sa myskaraye phir zoor se chillaye Aalu cholay masalay walay.

Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering

Namaskar ! Jago baalak, Surya uday ho chuka hai, Pavitra snan purn karke, mata pita k charan chu k, sundar ladkiyo k darshan par nikal pado.

Height Of Confusion: Whether To Laugh Or To Cry: Seeing Your Mother-in-law falling from 8th floor on ur new ferrari car. think abt it

Luv and Kuch are going to a village & in between comes A well. Luv falls into the well. Why??? Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!! Now , Kuch also jumps inside. Why?? Because Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!

Fact of Millennium Whnevr u Throw a Stone in d Streets of Chennai or Banglore,It'll Surely HitA Dog...or..An ENGINEER!

Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom,while soap in ur eyes.Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.Its only 4 those who take bath everyday…

Mobile repair krne walay ko loose motion ho jaye to wo kaisey explain karega? Doctr sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hain,outgoing main taklif ho rhi ha.Subah se naye naye ringtone baj rahe hain. or pait main balance nahin bach raha, jitna b recharge kro utna kharach ho rha hai

COMPARISON of a CHOCOLATE &a KISS!1)Both r sweet & any time.2)Melt slowly.3)Sharing impossible.4)More enjoyble when no one is watchng.

TeachIf U hv 12 Chocolates & u giv 5 to SONAL, 4 to NEHA & 3 to TINA den wat wil U hv Now? SAHIL: 3 New Galfrndz!