If A Boy Givs

If A Boy Givs
If A Boy Givs A Luv Letter 2 A Girl, Peple Cal Him "Lofer" Bt If A Girl Givs A Letter 2 A Boy Dey Cal It "Offer" Feel D Difrence.
  

Jan, 13 2012     129 chars (1 sms)     899 views       Funny

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