Advertisement of a beauty parlour in NEW YORK city:"Dont whistle at any women going out from here, she might be your grandmother!"

Some one.......miss u......needs u.......worry s about u....lonely without u....guess who....? monkey in the zoo...Ha Ha Ha

Despite the Old saying “Don’t Take Your Troubless & Worries To Bed” Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!! WHAT A CRAZY WORLD, Good Night.

friends jaldi check karo: Kya Tumhara T.V. Chal RAHA Hai? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Pakad Lo, Nhi To Bhag Jayeg

What is diff b/w Orange and Apple? Think! ? Color of Orange is Orange but Color of Apple is not Apple

Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.

American:Oh God give me room full of Gold.Russian:oh God!give me room full of Diamonds.India:Oh God!give me keys of both d rooms.

happy birthday to u!!! tum yahi soch rahe ho na, ki aaj tumhara birthday nahi hai, to maine wish kyon kiya? arre, message mera, phone mera, paise mere,... meri marji, yaar!

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS

Mobile repair krne walay ko loose motion ho jaye to wo kaisey explain karega? Doctr sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hain,outgoing main taklif ho rhi ha.Subah se naye naye ringtone baj rahe hain. or pait main balance nahin bach raha, jitna b recharge kro utna kharach ho rha hai

In 1975,3 birds wer flyin n suddenly they died.Y?....Coz neeche gabbar singh bolta hai..Aadmi 3 aur goli 6,bahot nainsafi hai dishkyu-dishkyu-dishkyu

Have u ever seen a monkey wrapped in a polythene. NO THEN SEE YOUR IDTENTIYCARD.