Once god came

Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 "world peace". That's impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said "Let me try world peace"

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5 reasons why

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Sometime my mind asks

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A BusinessMan ExpLaining The

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Despite the Old

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Wife hints 2

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Why do U think I

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Definition of a Nurse

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Wife se love kro,

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Patni=Suno ji

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If ur world is

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