Once god came

Once god came
Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 "world peace". That's impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said "Let me try world peace"
  

Jan, 14 2012     162 chars (2 sms)     955 views       Funny

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