Heartbeats are countless

Heartbeats are countless
Heartbeats are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams are endless, memories are timeless A friend like YOU shameless. Oops . Sorry priceless!!
  

Jan, 14 2012     142 chars (1 sms)     788 views       Funny

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