Once a boy askd

Once a boy askd god: "Is it wrong 2 sleep wth a girl b4 marriage?" God replied: "No, it's not,but d problm is dat u rascles don't sleep!"

Jan, 13 2012 137 chars (1 sms) 899 views Funny

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