Sometime my mind asks

Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I want to see you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it"s simply because............mental patient needs more care.....Ha!Ha!Ha!......."

Jan, 13 2012 186 chars (2 sms) 799 views Funny

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Emotional Comedy:Dil ko

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Brain is very important

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Man receives telegram

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Boys have fun by

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PJ TIME..Beat dis one

PJ TIME..Beat dis one..Aasmaan ko alvida kaise kaho ge...??...TATA sky...--

Despite the Old

Despite the Old saying “Don’t Take Your Troubless & Worries To Bed” Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!! WHAT A CRAZY WORLD, Good Night.

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Upcoming Horror Movies,

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if I was a Painter

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It takes 15 trees

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I cannot hide

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You love someone..

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