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Sometime my mind asks
Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I want to see you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it"s simply because............mental patient needs more care.....Ha!Ha!Ha!......."
  
Jan, 13 2012     186 chars (2 sms)     846 views       Funny

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Socha tha har
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Question: What happened
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Sweetest Kiss is on
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when the blue,
when the blue, I remember U, when the moon full, I remember U, when rains starts, I remember U. Can U tell me where my umbrella.
Humorous Fact:We Live
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Slogan written on a bald man's
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A Noble Award winner
A Noble Award winner dedicated his Novel to his wife and wrote It"s dedicated to my Wife because in her absence I could complete this Book..."
When words fails
When words fails, Eyes works. When eyes fails, heart works. When heart fails... To kya? Samajh le Tapak gaya!
Help a man when he
Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
Vo kaun hai?
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Find keys in
Find keys in a Key board But do not expect a mother in mother board.Expect a BUS at a BUS Stop, but don't expect a FOOL at a FULLSTOP.
Kya apki skin dhoo
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