The difference betwin

The difference betwin
The difference betwin Best frnd and Just frnd? When you r in hospital, Just frnd asks: Tabiyat kaisi hai? And Best frnd aska: Nurse kaisi hai..!!
  

Jan, 13 2012     145 chars (1 sms)     1033 views       Funny

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