The difference betwin

The difference betwin
The difference betwin Best frnd and Just frnd? When you r in hospital, Just frnd asks: Tabiyat kaisi hai? And Best frnd aska: Nurse kaisi hai..!!
  

Jan, 13 2012     145 chars (1 sms)     943 views       Funny

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U love sumone.. U marry sumone else. The one u marry Bcoms ur wife or husband & the one u loved Bcoms the password of ur email id.
Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!
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It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives
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Position of a husband is like a split AC. No matter how loud it is outside, but inside the house, it is designed to remain silent.
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