Conducting a Blood

Conducting a Blood
Conducting a Blood Test On U....Testing In Progress...Testing...Testing...Result.......... ........< Honey In Veins > No wonder U R So Sweeeeeettttttttt.....!!!!!
  

Jan, 14 2012     163 chars (2 sms)     1337 views       Funny

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Chinto aur Banto Zidd kar rahe the k Mokeyi dekhna hai, Mai ne Tumhare Ghar ka address bata dia hai Wo agar aayein to 2,3 JUMP maar dena Bache hain Khush ho jainge.
1commerce Walikya gaali degi?Saale bounced cheque,Dharti pe liablity, Pedaishi bad debts, Dishonured bill,Insolvent aadmi,Itna marungi ki balance Nahi bachega
When u read my sms,SWEETER when u read and smile,but u look sweetest when u read ,smile and reply,so try to look sweetest
Bachelors schedule Monday ko dosti, Tuesday ko pyaar, Wednesday ko shaadi, Thursday ko barbaadi, Friday ko fighting, Saturday ko talaaq, Sunday ko rest, Monday ko next!!!
Socha tha har mode pet era intezaar karenge. Par kambakht sadak hi sidhi nikli.
Best punishment dat u can give 2 male..Give him a mobile with a set of girls phone no.'s & put him in a place where there's no network!!
Padhai karo fail hone se mat daro, ladki chhedo SENDAL se mat daro,har ladki ko PRAPOS karo inkar se na daro,GITA me likha he karm karo PHAL ki chinta mat karo.
L o n g t i m e a g o... o n l y idiots used... to read my S M S. And, t o d a y, the history continues....
Height Of Confusion: Whether To Laugh Or To Cry: Seeing Your Mother-in-law falling from 8th floor on ur new ferrari car. think abt it
Life is really funny..We dont love the person who loves us and our loved one can never be ours..No one can unlock this puzzle..Its sounds funny but its real!:
Arz kiya hai.. ki.. Galib ne bhari mehfil me sher mara.. fir kya hua? Sherni vidhwa ho gayi.. wah wah
Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering