Conducting a Blood

Conducting a Blood
Conducting a Blood Test On U....Testing In Progress...Testing...Testing...Result.......... ........< Honey In Veins > No wonder U R So Sweeeeeettttttttt.....!!!!!
  

Jan, 14 2012     163 chars (2 sms)     1321 views       Funny

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