Can u pronounce good

Can u pronounce good
Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.
  

Jan, 14 2012     181 chars (2 sms)     1142 views       Funny

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