I love "u"

I love "u"
I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u" Hey! Don't get excited, I love other alphabets too..v, x , y , z !!
  

Jan, 13 2012     138 chars (1 sms)     1031 views       Funny

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