Beta bola "papa

Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai". Papa bole, "Nahi bete, abhi nahi". "Papa kyon ?" .......... "Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai"

Jan, 14 2012 143 chars (1 sms) 1119 views Funny

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U love sumone.

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An optimist is a guy

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Jab koi baat bigad

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Humorous Fact:We Live

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Tip to reduce alcohal

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When words fails

When words fails, Eyes works. When eyes fails, heart works. When heart fails... To kya? Samajh le Tapak gaya!

Promise Me That We

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Only True frenz

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All tragedies are

All tragedies are finished by a death.. All comedies are finished by a marriage..

i want 2 be

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