Beta bola "papa

Beta bola "papa
Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai". Papa bole, "Nahi bete, abhi nahi". "Papa kyon ?" .......... "Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai"
  

Jan, 14 2012     143 chars (1 sms)     1009 views       Funny

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Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon, Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.
Why do women wear watches on their right hand and men on their left hand?......To see the time,what else.!?