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Beta bola "papa
Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai". Papa bole, "Nahi bete, abhi nahi". "Papa kyon ?" .......... "Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai"
  
Jan, 14 2012     143 chars (1 sms)     1002 views       Funny

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