Beta bola "papa

Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai". Papa bole, "Nahi bete, abhi nahi". "Papa kyon ?" .......... "Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai"

Jan, 14 2012 143 chars (1 sms) 1246 views Funny

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No matter how

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Tere gum me tarap

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Slogan written on a bald man's

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SMS ka sangrah karke

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Wife-I wish I was

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L o n g t i m e a g o..

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if a wife cries

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Eating rotten fruit

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The most effective

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Monday went on

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