Flirting is the only job in the world that a man cannot include in his biodata despite having years of experience and number of references

WHY INDIA IS IN TROUBLE...POPULATION :100 CR. RETIRED =9 CR. CENTRAL GOVT=17CR. STATE GOVT=30 CR(BOTH DONT WORK).I.T. Professional =1 cr. (dont work for india).In school = 25 cr.under 5 yr.age= 1 cr. Unemployed= 15 cr.In hospital= 1.2 cr.Statics u find 7999998 person any time in jail.Then balance 2 r U me . U R BUSY IN PHILOSOPICAL THINKING. How can I handle INDIA ALONE?

Wife looks in mirror & says:"I Look HORRIBLE, FAT & UGLY! Say somethng nice to me dear!"Husband:"UR EYESIGHT IS PERFECT"

A pig fell in love with a chicken & they both married each other. next day, pig died of bird flu & the chicken died of swine flu ...!! AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI !!

The japanese hav produced a camera dat has such a east shutter speed dat it is capable of taking a picture of a woman wid her mouth shut

Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai… Sone ko sona katta hai…Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega…

When u read my sms,SWEETER when u read and smile,but u look sweetest when u read ,smile and reply,so try to look sweetest

EYES: to look at u.HAND: to pray for u.MIND: to remember u.HEART: to make friendship with u.and LEG: to kick u if u forget me....So alkways remeber me!!!

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Tip to reduce alcohal consumption :"Before marriage drink only on the days when u r sad, After marriage drink only on days when u r Happy!"

Aik Mandir main buri neeyat wale gayab ho jate hai. Amitabh gya wog gayab, Hrithik gya woh gayab,Akshay gya woh gayab, Aishwarya gai Bhagwan gayab?