Do u know similarity

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? Both don't exist.

Jan, 14 2012 74 chars (1 sms) 821 views Funny

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Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!

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I've written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, You should know what you are, And once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far

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