Jara sambhal ke

Jara sambhal ke
Jara sambhal ke chalna,jyada bhari cheez nahi uthana,apna khayal rakhna, khana thik se khana, kyunki 9wa mahina shuru Ho gaya hai. Happy September.
  

Jan, 13 2012     147 chars (1 sms)     1253 views       Funny

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