Jara sambhal ke

Jara sambhal ke chalna,jyada bhari cheez nahi uthana,apna khayal rakhna, khana thik se khana, kyunki 9wa mahina shuru Ho gaya hai. Happy September.

Jan, 13 2012 147 chars (1 sms) 1191 views Funny

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A student asked 2 write a signboard 4 d traffic rules near college campushe wrote;"Drive carefully! Don't kill students, wait for teachers"

Namaskar ! Jago baalak, Surya uday ho chuka hai, Pavitra snan purn karke, mata pita k charan chu k, sundar ladkiyo k darshan par nikal pado.

It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives

Why does d bride & groom xchange garlands at d time of wedding..... B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...........

What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.

Do u know wat is the reason for unemployment in our country? Ans: Population. Do u know d reason for population in our country? Ans: Unemployment...

Never think of the past It brings tears... If you think of the future It brings fears... So, live life in the present And drink chilled beers!

If marriages r made in heaven, den wat r made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage

If u see the moon,u can see the beauty of god. If u see the Sun,u can see the power of god. If u see the mirror,u can see the comedy of god!

kya aap ko pata hai ki es duniya me ek dil sirf aapike liya dhadakta hai aur o dil kiska hai? aapika aur kiska.

An Engineering Studnt 2 His Sweeper:Brother I Hav Got DegreeI Hav Got KnowledgeI Can Sit in Society.What Do U Hav?Sweeper:I Hav The Job.

If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage

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