Jara sambhal ke

Jara sambhal ke
Jara sambhal ke chalna,jyada bhari cheez nahi uthana,apna khayal rakhna, khana thik se khana, kyunki 9wa mahina shuru Ho gaya hai. Happy September.
  

Jan, 13 2012     147 chars (1 sms)     1201 views       Funny

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In India, parents say "Study well my son, Otherwise u wont get a job."In america-"Study wel my son,othrwise any "INDIAN" wil grab ur JOB"
Which is d most confusing day in U.S.A?. Fathers day..!!coz..NOBODY knows whom to wish....
Aik Mandir main buri neeyat wale gayab ho jate hai. Amitabh gya wog gayab, Hrithik gya woh gayab,Akshay gya woh gayab, Aishwarya gai Bhagwan gayab?
Why does d bride & groom xchange garlands at d time of wedding..... B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...........
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them."
A devoted husband is one who thinks of his wife while sleeping with others, rather than thinking of others while sleeping with his wife!
God made a daylight n is called “SUN”, God made a entertatemaint n is called “FUN”, God made a nightlight n is called “MOON”, God made a U n is called “CARTOON”,
Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.