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L o n g t i m e a g o... o n l y idiots used... to read my S M S. And, t o d a y, the history continues....

Jan, 14 2012 107 chars (1 sms) 944 views Funny

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A person askd luv kab hota hai?A lover said-Jab time khrab ho,aap par shani Bhaari ho,Bhagwan ka aapke maje lene ka mann ho Tab luv hota hai

BRAIN DRAIN:1.Do u gAin Weight if u jog bAckwArd?2.If u try 2 fAil n u succeed,did u fAil or succeed?3.If i sAve time,When do i get it bAck?

The wise never marry. And when they marry they become otherwise.

friends jaldi check karo: Kya Tumhara T.V. Chal RAHA Hai? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Pakad Lo, Nhi To Bhag Jayeg

Flirting is the only job in the world that a man cannot include in his biodata despite having years of experience and number of references

Brain is very important part of body. It is active 24 hours 365 days. It starts working When u r born & Continues working till u marry.

Which buildings has the most stories?..........The Library..

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them."

Which is d most confusing day in U.S.A?. Fathers day..!!coz..NOBODY knows whom to wish....

Child 2 d sales girl in a sweet shop, Will u marry me wen i grow up. Girl smiled & said : Yes Child: Can u give Ur future husband a free chocolate...

Do you know which is the oldest animal in the world??Give up??Well its,Zebra - Coz its still Black and White n not in Color!

For Heart Beat U Need Heart Fr Heart U Need Happiness Fr Happiness U Need Friendship Fr Friendship U Need Me

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