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L o n g t i m e a g o... o n l y idiots used... to read my S M S. And, t o d a y, the history continues....

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friends jaldi check karo

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teacher : usne

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Position of a husband

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If marriages r made

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If ever in your life,

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dil bechen he aaj

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karo shri ganpati

karo shri ganpati bapa ke darshan papiyon ko nahin dikhte!

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