Some One Is Loving you; Caring for you; Watching over you; Protecting you Guess Who? Neighbour's Dog

hi i want to talk with u can u call me now nothing special i need to hear u a voice because just test weather can i under stand monkey lang

When I cry no 1 see my tears..when I m woried none see my pain..when I m happy none see my smile..But Yaar1 Ladki ke sath ghuma to saala sabne dekh liya.!

Don't marry AIRTEL girl, she will do magic on u. Don't marry BSNL girl, she has connections with all Indians. Don't marry IDEA girl, she touches u tomorrow, not today. Don't marry RELIANCE girl, she takes u in her mutthi mein. Marry only HUTCH girl, she follows u where ever u go

Slogan written on a bald man's T-shrt GOD MADE SUM PERFECT HEADS ON D REST HE PUT HAIR 2 HIDE HIS MISTAKE

Telling A Lie Is A Fault 4 A Little Child,An Art 4 A Lover, An Accomplishment 4 A Bachelor & 4 A Married Man It's A Matter Of Survival..

Wife hints 2 husband 4 a new car & say,"Dear, buy me somethng that goes 0 to 80 in 3 secs when i'm on it."Husband gifted her a Weighing Machine..

Do you know which is the oldest animal in the world??Give up??Well its,Zebra - Coz its still Black and White n not in Color!

Luv and Kuch are going to a village & in between comes A well. Luv falls into the well. Why??? Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!! Now , Kuch also jumps inside. Why?? Because Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!

Advertisement of a beauty parlour in NEW YORK city:"Dont whistle at any women going out from here, she might be your grandmother!"

Prayer of an ideal son: Dear God, thx 4 all d blesings u hv bestowed upon me. I wont ask anythin 4 myslf, plz jst giv my parents a really hot daughter-in-law

Teachers are those who help us in resolving problems which, without them, we wouldn't have.