L o n g t i m e a g o..

L o n g t i m e a g o..
L o n g t i m e a g o... o n l y idiots used... to read my S M S. And, t o d a y, the history continues....
  

Jan, 14 2012     107 chars (1 sms)     902 views       Funny

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If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round….Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P…
LADKIYAN nahi to college bekar,Sugar nahi to Coffee bekaar,Love nahi to Life bekaar, Moon nahi to Sky bekaar.aur Tum nahi to....Zoo bekaar
Without u ,life is black and white Without u ,the world is no hops no light Without u t can't go left or right Without u i lose my sight Thank u my glasses
Funny but fact...Boys and Girls get into love because of misundrstandingAnd they break up because of understanding.
Whats the most confusing day in america?...Thinking?.....Still thinking? .......Fathers day!
Wats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?think.think..think...U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.
rat 2 baje kisi ne bajai bel rat 2 baje kisi ne bajai bel mene gate khola to watchman bola all is well
Tip to reduce alcohal consumption :"Before marriage drink only on the days when u r sad, After marriage drink only on days when u r Happy!"
Brain is very important part of body. It is active 24 hours 365 days. It starts working When u r born & Continues working till u marry.
Humorous Fact:We Live in a Funny World bEcAuSe Pizza Reaches Home Faster than the Ambulance or Police..JAGO INDIA JAGO!!-
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath thaMoral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
me aur meri tanhayee aksar ye baatein karte hai,ki tum hoti to aisa hota,tum hoti to vaisa hota,aur tum na hoti to paisa hota.