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ONCE UPON A TIME
ONCE UPON A TIME a LEGEND loved sending messages n FOOLS enjoyed reading them, now the LEGEND is back and the History continues..!! Anyways
  
Jan, 13 2012     139 chars (1 sms)     955 views       Funny

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U r d 1 whos so
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Student scared of
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Log kehte h ki
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Everyone says ''Behind
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Clouds r white
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Qu - What makes
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After a passionate kiss
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How can one reduce
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A motorist hits a sparrow
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