ONCE UPON A TIME

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ONCE UPON A TIME
ONCE UPON A TIME a LEGEND loved sending messages n FOOLS enjoyed reading them, now the LEGEND is back and the History continues..!! Anyways
  
Jan, 13 2012     139 chars (1 sms)     1209 views       Funny

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Wife looks in mirror
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Think well, Plan
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Har mard ki life dekho
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In a park two
In a park two lovers eating chips by lookin into each other eyes. Girl: dear wht r u thinking at this moment? Boy:I think u r eating more chips than me.
Tip to reduce alcohal
Tip to reduce alcohal consumption :"Before marriage drink only on the days when u r sad, After marriage drink only on days when u r Happy!"
Whats the most confusing
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Y word 'Women' begin
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It is difficult to
It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives
Help a man when he
Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
Don't take life
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I LIKE U..
I LIKE U.. I REALLY LIKE U... I LIKE U VERY MUCH..., I REALLY LIKE U..., KYONKI GEETA MEIN LIKHA HAI..., PAAP SE NAFRAT KARO PAAPI SE NAHI

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