ONCE UPON A TIME

ONCE UPON A TIME
ONCE UPON A TIME a LEGEND loved sending messages n FOOLS enjoyed reading them, now the LEGEND is back and the History continues..!! Anyways
  

Jan, 13 2012     139 chars (1 sms)     1133 views       Funny

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