ONCE UPON A TIME

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ONCE UPON A TIME
ONCE UPON A TIME a LEGEND loved sending messages n FOOLS enjoyed reading them, now the LEGEND is back and the History continues..!! Anyways
  
Jan, 13 2012     139 chars (1 sms)     1087 views       Funny

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Apki 'smile' ne
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Gud Morning… Kindly
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What is diff
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The last fight
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