Vo kaun hai?

Vo kaun hai?
Vo kaun hai? * Jo ISHQ me hai? * Jo MANN me hai? * Jo DIL me hai? * magar DHADKAN me nahi? Jyada soch mat STUPID Vo hai AMIR KHAN
  

Jan, 14 2012     129 chars (1 sms)     1057 views       Funny

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