I ve written nice

I ve written nice poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. you should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R.. Mental Hospital is not So Far

Jan, 13 2012 147 chars (1 sms) 1082 views Funny

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