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I ve written nice
I ve written nice poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. you should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R.. Mental Hospital is not So Far
  
Jan, 13 2012     147 chars (1 sms)     1094 views       Funny

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