I ve written nice

I ve written nice
I ve written nice poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. you should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R.. Mental Hospital is not So Far
  

Jan, 13 2012     147 chars (1 sms)     877 views       Funny

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Ek Admi Chupke Se Nark Se Swarg Me Ghus Gaya,Farishto Ne Use Khub Mara,Wo Utha, Kapde Zade Or Bola Isi Harkat k Karan Koi Swarg Me Nai Ata.!
I am a killer, I kill people for money. But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing
Someone asked me about ur age. Well, I said: “The way u dress-19, ur skin-15, the way u speak-20, the way u walk-18. in total u look 72 years old.
Medical Shayari When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you don't breathe, you expire! Wah Wah, kya baat hai!
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals.. Mouse BIRD Monkey ...! U 2
Phone na kia karo DEAR Mama hoti hain NEAR Papa se lagta hai FEAR Bat nahi hoti CLEAR Dewaro k b hote hain EAR Isliye SMS karo DEAR no FEAR n everything CLEAR
Why does a man with a broken heart not need General Knowledge????Bcoz"Jab Dil hi toot gaya, to 'G.K.' kya karenge..."
LADKIYAN nahi to college bekar,Sugar nahi to Coffee bekaar,Love nahi to Life bekaar, Moon nahi to Sky bekaar.aur Tum nahi to....Zoo bekaar
Telling A Lie Is A Fault 4 A Little Child,An Art 4 A Lover, An Accomplishment 4 A Bachelor & 4 A Married Man It's A Matter Of Survival..
1 aadmi ne 100 times blood donate kar k record banaya Blood bank walo ne uski wife ko bhi prize diya ye kehte hue ki "Apne nahi piya, tabhi to Humne liya."
happy birthday to u!!! tum yahi soch rahe ho na, ki aaj tumhara birthday nahi hai, to maine wish kyon kiya? arre, message mera, phone mera, paise mere,... meri marji, yaar!
Kitne din ho gaye kitne hafte gujar gaye baat mahino tak bhi chali gayi ab saal bhi ho jaega ab to kehna mano chalo aise na karo jaldi se NAHA LO