Brain is very important part of body. It is active 24 hours 365 days. It starts working When u r born & Continues working till u marry.

If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage

If A Boy Givs A Luv Letter 2 A Girl, Peple Cal Him "Lofer" Bt If A Girl Givs A Letter 2 A Boy Dey Cal It "Offer" Feel D Difrence.

Don't marry AIRTEL girl, she will do magic on u. Don't marry BSNL girl, she has connections with all Indians. Don't marry IDEA girl, she touches u tomorrow, not today. Don't marry RELIANCE girl, she takes u in her mutthi mein. Marry only HUTCH girl, she follows u where ever u go

Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two woman.

Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!

Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.

Always keep a picture of your wife in your purse.Look at it when you are in trouble.You will feel that other problems are not as big as this one!

Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering

Every time I hold her hand, I feel like holding my cheek. She always slaps me on the face.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them."

U love sumone.. U marry sumone else. The one u marry Bcoms ur wife or husband & the one u loved Bcoms the password of ur email id.