Apko,1 Bar Hichki

Apko,1 Bar Hichki
Apko,1 Bar Hichki Aye To Samazna I am Remembering U. .2 Bar Aae To I Want 2 Meet U.3 Bar Aye To I Miss U. .Agar,Firse Aye To Pls pani pi lena..
  

Jan, 13 2012     143 chars (1 sms)     1946 views       Funny

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Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!
Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai". Papa bole, "Nahi bete, abhi nahi". "Papa kyon ?" .......... "Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai"
Always keep a picture of your wife in your purse.Look at it when you are in trouble.You will feel that other problems are not as big as this one!
Slogan written on a bald man's T-shrt GOD MADE SUM PERFECT HEADS ON D REST HE PUT HAIR 2 HIDE HIS MISTAKE
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon, Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.
Kabristhan ke cahaukidar ke kabar pe baite hue kutte ki gale ke pat mein chupe hue virus ki sar ke baal ke andar ki bacteria ki kasam tusse!!! Great !!! ho!!!
When i was sad you were there. When i was crying you were there. When i was unhappy you were there. Now i have understood ki sare fasad ki jad tu hai
The difference betwin Best frnd and Just frnd? When you r in hospital, Just frnd asks: Tabiyat kaisi hai? And Best frnd aska: Nurse kaisi hai..!!
5 reasons why I like u. 1-u r never boring. 2-u know how 2 bring a smile on my face. 3-u r always on my side 4-u r perfect 5-u r always fooled by me.
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
Whats the most confusing day in america?...Thinking?.....Still thinking? .......Fathers day!
Ek chipkali ne gana sunaya? To baaki chipkaliya zameen par gir gayi..?? Pucho Kyun?? Qki baaki sabhi chipkaliya Taali mar rahi thi.......