Apko,1 Bar Hichki

Apko,1 Bar Hichki
Apko,1 Bar Hichki Aye To Samazna I am Remembering U. .2 Bar Aae To I Want 2 Meet U.3 Bar Aye To I Miss U. .Agar,Firse Aye To Pls pani pi lena..
  

Jan, 13 2012     143 chars (1 sms)     1960 views       Funny

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