Definition of a Nurse

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Definition of a Nurse
Definition of a Nurse A young and beautiful woman who fingers u in all places n holds ur hand and then expects ur pulse to be normal
  
Jan, 13 2012     132 chars (1 sms)     942 views       Funny

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Eating rotten fruit
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In the corridor
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Gud Morning… Kindly
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I mixed RUM in
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Teachers are those
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Height of Unemployment
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Boys go to college
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Unlike others, your
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Aaj kal ki Ladkiyo
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