Definition of a Nurse

Definition of a Nurse A young and beautiful woman who fingers u in all places n holds ur hand and then expects ur pulse to be normal

Jan, 13 2012 132 chars (1 sms) 986 views Funny

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Alcohol doesn't solve

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

I Wrote your

I Wrote your Name on the Sand, It got Washed Away.I Wrote your Name in Air,It got Blownaway. So I Wrote your Name in my Heart, Saala Heart Attack aa gaya

Hey can u do

Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!

When I cry

When I cry no 1 see my tears..when I m woried none see my pain..when I m happy none see my smile..But Yaar1 Ladki ke sath ghuma to saala sabne dekh liya.!

KAASH LIFE AISI

KAASH LIFE AISI HOTI?? MONDAY KO DOSTI TUES. KO PYAAR, WED KO INTEZAR, THU KO IKRAR, FRI KO SHADI, SAT KO TALAAQ, SUN KO REST, MON KO NEXT.!!

Brain is very important

Brain is very important part of body. It is active 24 hours 365 days. It starts working When u r born & Continues working till u marry.

Kash Life aisi hoti

Kash Life aisi hoti yaar .MONday ko dosti Tueday ko ikrar.WED ko pyar Thrs.ko intzar. Fri ko SHADI .SAT ko TALAK .Sun rest Monday neXT

Tip to reduce alcohal

Tip to reduce alcohal consumption :"Before marriage drink only on the days when u r sad, After marriage drink only on days when u r Happy!"

I've written a

I've written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, You should know what you are, And once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far

The best way to remember

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once

Wife-I wish I was

Wife-I wish I was a newspaper so I'd be in ur hands all day. Husband-I too wish d same, so I could have a new 1 everyday

i want u 2 know

i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again

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