Definition of a Nurse

Definition of a Nurse A young and beautiful woman who fingers u in all places n holds ur hand and then expects ur pulse to be normal

Jan, 13 2012 132 chars (1 sms) 967 views Funny

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Every time I hold

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Stress is when you

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zindagi behal hai

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Tip to reduce alcohal

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Wife hints 2

Wife hints 2 husband 4 a new car & say,"Dear, buy me somethng that goes 0 to 80 in 3 secs when i'm on it."Husband gifted her a Weighing Machine..

Ek aadmi ne apne

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Chaand Ko Guroor

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if I was a Painter

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Lost in a zoo

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals.. Mouse BIRD Monkey ...! U 2

I've written a

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Apki 'smile' ne

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Despite the Old

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