Definition of a Nurse

Definition of a Nurse
Definition of a Nurse A young and beautiful woman who fingers u in all places n holds ur hand and then expects ur pulse to be normal
  

Jan, 13 2012     132 chars (1 sms)     1026 views       Funny

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