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Q :- How do you
Q :- How do you tell a rose to go to the moon? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A :- Gulab Jamoon.
  
Jan, 13 2012     93 chars (1 sms)     890 views       Funny

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What is the thinnest
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woh bhi kya din
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If ur world is
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When hand stop..
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Why is Gandhiji smiling on
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I've been arrested
I've been arrested for bein the ugliest person in usa, can u cum down the police station and show them it's a mistake?
Dreams make all
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hi i want to talk
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Only True frenz
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