A motorist hits a sparrow

A motorist hits a sparrow
A motorist hits a sparrow.He tuk d unconscious bird,put in a cage wid bread n water.Bird wakes up,luks around n screamsSALAKHENMyGod,I hv killed d motorist
  

Jan, 13 2012     155 chars (1 sms)     907 views       Funny

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