An optimist is a guy

An optimist is a guy who thinks his wife doesn’t understand him.

Jan, 13 2012 64 chars (1 sms) 977 views Funny

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Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi, jab Dulhn phero ke waqt uske pas akar baithi to vo bola thoda pas ho k baith, ek sawari or baith sakti hai

In the corridor of a govt office was a signboard that read,"Do not make a noise"Someone added the following"Otherwise we may wake up"...

Never think of the past It brings tears... If you think of the future It brings fears... So, live life in the present And drink chilled beers!

For Heart Beat U Need Heart Fr Heart U Need Happiness Fr Happiness U Need Friendship Fr Friendship U Need Me

loyal & faithful partner can really bring wonders in one's life.But these kinda species r disappearing frm d face of planet.

sharab hai to mai-khane banee, husna hai to dewane banee, ap me bhe koi khaas baat hai tabhe to pagalkhane banee

Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains. Rest have Girlfriends

How did an intelligent boy propose to girl ,he took the girl along wid him on a boat and at the middle of river said "Marry me or leave the boat"

You know biggest irony of marriage is that, Woman expects man to change & they don't & Man expects woman not to change & they do!

Whats the most confusing day in america?...Thinking?.....Still thinking? .......Fathers day!

subah ko yaad aayi to miss kiya,dopar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya,shaam ko yaad aayi to heart ne skip kiya ,aur jab jaan pe ban aayi to sms kiya.

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don't misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere..

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