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Breaking News: Latest sponsor of the Indian Cricket Team: Whisper Ultra.BCCI felt it appropriate as the team is undergoing its worst PERIOD
  
Jan, 13 2012     139 chars (1 sms)     876 views       Funny

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Wat is difference
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