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Breaking News: Latest sponsor of the Indian Cricket Team: Whisper Ultra.BCCI felt it appropriate as the team is undergoing its worst PERIOD
  
Jan, 13 2012     139 chars (1 sms)     978 views       Funny

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Fathr to son
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Lips jab lips se
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2 ways to suicide
2 ways to suicide.1) QUICK DEATH:Take a BIG rope,tie it around ur neck & hang urself.2) SLOW DEATH:Take a SMALL rope, tie it on a girl's neck to marry...!
Marriage is the alliance
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i love U ilove U
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Wats d diff btwn
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Company kee ladkiyaan
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HOW LUV CHANGES-B4
HOW LUV CHANGES-B4 marriage:roses r red, violets r blue, u r beautiful, i luv u!After marriage:roses r dead, i'm blue, u get on my nerves, someday i'll kill u!
I am a killer
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Next generation Child
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