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Jan, 13 2012     139 chars (1 sms)     954 views       Funny

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Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!
Breaking News: Latest sponsor of the Indian Cricket Team: Whisper Ultra.BCCI felt it appropriate as the team is undergoing its worst PERIOD