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5 reasons why
5 reasons why I like u. 1-u r never boring. 2-u know how 2 bring a smile on my face. 3-u r always on my side 4-u r perfect 5-u r always fooled by me.
  
Jan, 13 2012     149 chars (1 sms)     1077 views       Funny

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