Sun wouldn’t be red,

Sun wouldn’t be red,
Sun wouldn’t be red, Sea wouldn’t be blue, I wouldn’t be happy, Without disturbing u.
  

Jan, 14 2012     85 chars (1 sms)     767 views       Funny

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