Why does a man

Why does a man
Why does a man with a broken heart not need General Knowledge????Bcoz"Jab Dil hi toot gaya, to 'G.K.' kya karenge..."
  

Jan, 13 2012     117 chars (1 sms)     1215 views       Funny

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Despite the Old saying “Don’t Take Your Troubless & Worries To Bed” Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!! WHAT A CRAZY WORLD, Good Night.
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God made a daylight n is called “SUN”, God made a entertatemaint n is called “FUN”, God made a nightlight n is called “MOON”, God made a U n is called “CARTOON”,
When words fails, Eyes works. When eyes fails, heart works. When heart fails... To kya? Samajh le Tapak gaya!
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