Emotional Comedy:Dil ko

Emotional Comedy:Dil ko
Emotional Comedy:Dil ko pata tha wo jarur ayegi,dil ko pata tha wo jarur ayegi..par kabi socha na tha k surprise me wo apna Husband 7 layegi
  

Jan, 13 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     1273 views       Funny

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