Have a horrible day without

Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom,while soap in ur eyes.Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.Its only 4 those who take bath everyday…

Jan, 13 2012 142 chars (1 sms) 1211 views Funny

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ek din Tarzan

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|| Height OfSelf

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What will be the girl's

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when words fail

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so Sweet is ur

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TRUE FACT:NOBEL PRIZE

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Thngs in Boys room

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Son:I wana tel u

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I have started

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Y word 'Women' begin

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