Have a horrible day without

Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom,while soap in ur eyes.Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.Its only 4 those who take bath everyday…

Jan, 13 2012 142 chars (1 sms) 1540 views Funny

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Stress is when you

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I've been arrested

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Scientists are trying

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Speaking Italian is

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What is the height

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