Have a horrible day without

Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom,while soap in ur eyes.Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.Its only 4 those who take bath everyday…

Jan, 13 2012 142 chars (1 sms) 1186 views Funny

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if I was a Painter

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Never run behind

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ek din Tarzan

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Kabhi kisi ladki se

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Despite the Old

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Its RAININ these

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A Noble Award winner

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Funny but fact

Funny but fact...Boys and Girls get into love because of misundrstandingAnd they break up because of understanding.

Nurse: A beautiful

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Wife- i will die

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