Have a horrible day without

Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom,while soap in ur eyes.Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.Its only 4 those who take bath everyday…

Jan, 13 2012 142 chars (1 sms) 1493 views Funny

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I have started

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Good looks catch

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Life is really funny

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Hum bhi smart

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i love U ilove U

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