Siddhu ki MAA ko gussa kab aata hai?jb Siddhu laughter challenge me has has kr contestant se kehta hai,bs kar mere BAAP

Wife hints 2 husband 4 a new car & say,"Dear, buy me somethng that goes 0 to 80 in 3 secs when i'm on it."Husband gifted her a Weighing Machine..

Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai, aab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai, aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna, MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai!

Ansu aap ka Niklaa aur Aankhen maree hoo, Dil aap ka Dharkay aur Dharken maree hoo, Khuda kare Hamra Payar Itnaa Gharaa hoo, JOB aap karaa aur INCOME maree hoo.

Don't marry AIRTEL girl, she will do magic on u. Don't marry BSNL girl, she has connections with all Indians. Don't marry IDEA girl, she touches u tomorrow, not today. Don't marry RELIANCE girl, she takes u in her mutthi mein. Marry only HUTCH girl, she follows u where ever u go

Breaking News: Latest sponsor of the Indian Cricket Team: Whisper Ultra.BCCI felt it appropriate as the team is undergoing its worst PERIOD

i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again

What is d height of Flirting?........When ur LUV letter starts withTO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN.

I Know Alcohol's bad..But I take alcohol only on days startin wit "T" tuesday&thursday& today,tomorrow, taturday, tunday&every tingle day!

Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai". Papa bole, "Nahi bete, abhi nahi". "Papa kyon ?" .......... "Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai"

Stress is when you wake up and realises that you haven't slept yet.

In a park two lovers eating chips by lookin into each other eyes. Girl: dear wht r u thinking at this moment? Boy:I think u r eating more chips than me.