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Have a horrible day without
Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom,while soap in ur eyes.Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.Its only 4 those who take bath everyday…
  
Jan, 13 2012     142 chars (1 sms)     1878 views       Funny

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