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God thought that
God thought that since he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law
  
Jan, 13 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     747 views       Funny

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How can U cut
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Two birds sitting
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A student asked 2
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Friends are like asian paints
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All married men
All married men say after yrs of marriage that,My marriage is made of trust & understanding.She doesn't trust me & I dont understand her
It is difficult to
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