Teacher : usne khudkhushi

Teacher : usne khudkhushi
Teacher : usne khudkhushi kar li, use khudkhushi karni padi, farak batao student : pehla padha likha berojgar tha, dusra shadi-suda tha
  

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Heartbeats are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams are endless, memories are timeless A friend like YOU shameless. Oops . Sorry priceless!!
Q : what is the full form of maths ?Think A : mentally affected teacher harrasing students.
Ek aadmi ne apne dono hatho me ghadi pehni aur uski maut ho gai,Kyo? Kyoki, woh DO ghadi ka mehman tha.
If paper is vry tuf in an xam, just close ur eyes 4 a moment,take a deep breath n say "Dis is very intresting subject, I want 2 study once more"
teacher : usne khudkhushi kar li, use khudkhushi karni padi, farak batao student : pehla padha likha berojgar tha, dusra shadi-suda tha
Think well, Plan well, Do well, Sleep well, Play well, Laugh well and Put ur mobile also into well, Bcoz ur not Messaging me Well
When a Man Opens the Door of His Car for His Wife, You Can Be Sure of 0ne Thing : Either the Car is NEW or the Wife.
i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
A person askd luv kab hota hai?A lover said-Jab time khrab ho,aap par shani Bhaari ho,Bhagwan ka aapke maje lene ka mann ho Tab luv hota hai
an IDEA can change ur life..... but DOCKOMO can change ur wife
Tip to reduce alcohal consumption :"Before marriage drink only on the days when u r sad, After marriage drink only on days when u r Happy!"
If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story! But Im only a cartoonist!