Humorous Fact:We Live in a Funny World bEcAuSe Pizza Reaches Home Faster than the Ambulance or Police..JAGO INDIA JAGO!!-

U love sumone.. U marry sumone else. The one u marry Bcoms ur wife or husband & the one u loved Bcoms the password of ur email id.

WHY INDIA IS IN TROUBLE...POPULATION :100 CR. RETIRED =9 CR. CENTRAL GOVT=17CR. STATE GOVT=30 CR(BOTH DONT WORK).I.T. Professional =1 cr. (dont work for india).In school = 25 cr.under 5 yr.age= 1 cr. Unemployed= 15 cr.In hospital= 1.2 cr.Statics u find 7999998 person any time in jail.Then balance 2 r U me . U R BUSY IN PHILOSOPICAL THINKING. How can I handle INDIA ALONE?

First Person: My Mom does Service.second person:my mom doesnt play tennis

Someone asked me about ur age. Well, I said: “The way u dress-19, ur skin-15, the way u speak-20, the way u walk-18. in total u look 72 years old.

Only True frenz stand by u during bad times...I promise i will attend ur wedding.

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath thaMoral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

i love U ilove U ilove U i love U ilove U hey don get xcited i love other alphabets too i.e V W X Y Z hahahaha

I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever!

Breaking News: Latest sponsor of the Indian Cricket Team: Whisper Ultra.BCCI felt it appropriate as the team is undergoing its worst PERIOD

If ever in your life, youre very sad & lonely& feel that you have lost everything. Ill come, hold your hand, take you for a walk on a bridge .. & show you where to jump!!!

Best punishment dat u can give 2 male..Give him a mobile with a set of girls phone no.'s & put him in a place where there's no network!!