Teacher : usne khudkhushi

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Teacher : usne khudkhushi
Teacher : usne khudkhushi kar li, use khudkhushi karni padi, farak batao student : pehla padha likha berojgar tha, dusra shadi-suda tha
  
Jan, 13 2012     135 chars (1 sms)     989 views       Funny

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