Child 2 d sales

Child 2 d sales
Child 2 d sales girl in a sweet shop, Will u marry me wen i grow up. Girl smiled & said : Yes Child: Can u give Ur future husband a free chocolate...
  

Jan, 13 2012     149 chars (1 sms)     936 views       Funny

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