MY eyes DETECTED

MY eyes DETECTED
MY eyes DETECTED! My heart REACTED!! Thousands were REJECTED! Only you were SELECTED!! Because ..... i need a money for an advertisement
  

Jan, 13 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     968 views       Funny

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I cannot hide this from u any more. I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel it's best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else ............ Potato Prices Have Gone Up !
Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney, Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kiya jaaney, Hoti hai kitni takleef larrki ko pataney main, Ye ghar pe baitha larrki ka baap kiya jaaney
Behind every successful student there isa girl friend... But,what about unsuccessful student ?Lots ofgirl friends...!
Chinto aur Banto Zidd kar rahe the k Mokeyi dekhna hai, Mai ne Tumhare Ghar ka address bata dia hai Wo agar aayein to 2,3 JUMP maar dena Bache hain Khush ho jainge.
The day you were born, God created BPL Believe in the Best, and the day I was born, God created Sansui Better than the Beat.
friends jaldi check karo: Kya Tumhara T.V. Chal RAHA Hai? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Pakad Lo, Nhi To Bhag Jayeg
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
Wats d diff btwn egyptian mummies & Indian mummies? A: Children r afraid of egyptian mummies & Fathers r afraid of Indian mummies.
1commerce Walikya gaali degi?Saale bounced cheque,Dharti pe liablity, Pedaishi bad debts, Dishonured bill,Insolvent aadmi,Itna marungi ki balance Nahi bachega
Thngs in Boys room b4 marrge- Perfums, Luv lettrs, Gifts, F'shp bands, Cards, posters nd lots more Aftr marriage- Painkilers, Loan papr, Unpaid bils..
Question-What is the difference between vaade and yaadein? Answer- Vaade- "Hum todte hai." Yaadein- "Hamein todti hai."
I want to Share Everything with You:Your Joys Your Sadness Your Happy Moments Every Single Second of the Day. Let us START with your ATM PASSWORD first !