MY eyes DETECTED

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MY eyes DETECTED
MY eyes DETECTED! My heart REACTED!! Thousands were REJECTED! Only you were SELECTED!! Because ..... i need a money for an advertisement
  
Jan, 13 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     942 views       Funny

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