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whats d diff betwen
whats d diff betwen problem,talent & skill?2 boys luv 1 grl =problem!1 boy luvs 2 grls =talent!If the two lovers r sisters each other then that is skill..
  
Jan, 13 2012     154 chars (1 sms)     1011 views       Funny

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