It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!

Advertisement of a beauty parlour in NEW YORK city:"Dont whistle at any women going out from here, she might be your grandmother!"

Sir to Student:"What is the Similarity Btween Girl frnd & Mobile??" Student:- Sir Both are Diconnected WhenThere is "No Balance"

When u read my sms,SWEETER when u read and smile,but u look sweetest when u read ,smile and reply,so try to look sweetest

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CHINTU MINTU ZID KAR RAHE HAI KI MONKEY DEKHNA HAI, TUMHARE GHAR KA PATA DIYA HAI, 2-3 JUMP MAR KE DIKHA DENA, BACCHE KHUSH HO JAYENGE....

God thought that since he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law

Slogan written on a bald man's T-shrt GOD MADE SUM PERFECT HEADS ON D REST HE PUT HAIR 2 HIDE HIS MISTAKE

Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I want to see you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it"s simply because............mental patient needs more care.....Ha!Ha!Ha!......."

WHY INDIA IS IN TROUBLE...POPULATION :100 CR. RETIRED =9 CR. CENTRAL GOVT=17CR. STATE GOVT=30 CR(BOTH DONT WORK).I.T. Professional =1 cr. (dont work for india).In school = 25 cr.under 5 yr.age= 1 cr. Unemployed= 15 cr.In hospital= 1.2 cr.Statics u find 7999998 person any time in jail.Then balance 2 r U me . U R BUSY IN PHILOSOPICAL THINKING. How can I handle INDIA ALONE?

happy birthday to u!!! tum yahi soch rahe ho na, ki aaj tumhara birthday nahi hai, to maine wish kyon kiya? arre, message mera, phone mera, paise mere,... meri marji, yaar!

Socha tha har mode pet era intezaar karenge. Par kambakht sadak hi sidhi nikli.